STORY-3

There were men soldier and women soldiers in an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like in much. There was a choir of men soldiers, and Captain Jones was trying to find women soldiers to sing in it too, but none of the ones in the camp offered to do this.

Then one day Captain Jones saw a new girl soldier. She was a tall, very beautiful girl. Captain Jones went to her and said, ‘Will you come and sing in the choir at our church, please?’

The girl was very surprised and said, ‘But, sir, I can’t sing at all!’

‘Oh, that’s all right,’ answered Captain Jones. ‘That doesn’t matter at all. You don’t need to sing: I only want someone to keep the men soldiers looking in front of them when they are in the church.’

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STORY-2

Mrs. Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. She had boy and girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick, and because they thought about everything carefully. One day she said to the children ‘people in a lot of countries in Asia were white clothes at funerals, but people in America and in Europe were white clothes when they’re happy.

What color does a woman wear in this country when she marries’

Mary?’

Mary said, White, Miss, because she’s happy.’

‘that’s good, Mary,’ Mrs. Robinson said.’ you’re quite right. She wears white because she’s happy.’

But then one of the boys in the class put his hand up.

‘Yes, Dick!’ Mrs. Robinson said. ‘Do you want to ask something?’

‘Yes, please, Miss,’ Dick said. ‘Why do men wear black in this country when they marry, Miss?’

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STORY-1

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city. But one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for there. He went to a lot of places. But nobody wanted him.

Then he met an old friend. And this man said to him, ‘people in this town don’t like long hair. Why don’t you go to a barber? He can cut a lot of it off. And then you can get some work ‘

Len went to a barber and said ‘please cut most of my hair off ’

The barber began .he cut and cut for a long time and then he said to Len’ ‘where you in the army a few years a go?’

Yes’ I was’ ‘Len answered. Why did you ask that?

Because I’ve found your cap the barber said.

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